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Kill the Sun
by Warmaisach
Earth, thousands of years after the apocalypse.A boy with amnesia woke up in the middle of the Dregs, the worst part of Crimson Fungus City.The boy grows up and manages to become strong enough to pass an exam for one of the most prestigious jobs in existence, a Zephyx Extractor, someone that can harvest the powers of Specters.Zephyx Extractors have the power to travel kilometers in seconds, read minds, and destroy mountains.In this oppressive world, they are the only ones who can change their de…
Please get me out of this BL novel...I'm straight!
by KazTheWriter
He was straight.Even after dying and waking up as the protagonist in his sister’s BL web novel.He was straight.Even with all the male leads practically throwing themselves at his feet.He was straight.Even when his heart inexplicably skipped a beat during romantic moments with one of them.He was straight.Even now... when he could somehow get pregnant.He was straight.There was no denying it.HE. WAS. STRAIGHT!"So, can someone please help me get out of this goddamn novel already?!"[Warning: 18+ cont…
Killed Me? Now I Have Your Power
by TheSmartOne
Hurt. Bullied. Ignored. Boris decided to end his life in the most pathetic, cowardly way imaginable.But of course—how could even death go right for him?Fate, it seems, had other plans.Boris wakes up in another world, reborn as Kaden Warborn—the second young master of the Warborn family. A clan of glorious madmen who treat death like a family tradition.And wouldn’t you know it—death comes knocking again.[Congratulations, Host. You have awakened the Cycle of Rebirth System.][Core Principle: Die to…
Daily Intelligence System: Don't Kill Me, Honey!
by Tao Gong Wang
In the late years of the Daqian era, tyrants roamed freely, war erupted endlessly, and the people could not sustain their lives. After transmigration, Chen Jie finds himself as a drunken gambler with a pair of unfortunate sisters at home.The elder one, Su Yunjin, is his wife, and he also has a five-year-old sister-in-law, Su Yunrui. Their family is so poor they can barely make ends meet. Then suddenly, his beautiful wife comes smiling, bringing him a bowl of hot porridge. "Husband, I was wrong y…
All The Female Disciples Want To Kill Me
by Hateful Ears Chant Crimes
Su Bei sat on No-Sword Peak, contentedly watching his female disciple scurry about.That would have completed his first task for his System Quest assigned by "The Highest Ten Thousand Fold Feedback for Discipleship" system!Xia Ruoching looked at Su Bei with a serious face,“Master, this is the spiritual fruit I got from the Sect Leader. He said it'd be helpful for your injuries!”Su Bei gazed at the half-black, half-red fruit in front of him and fell into deep thought.“Are you sure this is what the…
I Will Kill The Author
by Night_Crawler619
"In this world, morality is but a thin line away from depravity, and the most captivating tales are often shrouded behind the veil of insanity."____________________I was just an ordinary guy, living a dull and unremarkable life as an editor.But when a maniac author killed me for rejecting his novel in a writing competition, I reopened my eyes in a modern fantasy world."Hmm? Wait, this world…."But fate, being a prude little bitch, played a twisted joke on me.I reincarnated into the very same nove…
Crazy CEO: Please don't love me!
by Anna_k
Bai Liyue's life was a gilded cage. Forced in a marriage by the ruthless Mafia King, her only escape was her burning ambition of being a sucessful actress. Yet, each step towards her dream was met with crushing failure, orchestrated by the very man who claimed her - her possessive husband. The day she knows the truth is the day she dies. Fate, however, offers a twist. Bai Liyue awakens in the body of Chen Ziyue, a notorious singer. With a new name and a new face, she vows to seize her destiny an…
Please Let Me Go, My Contracted Ex-Husband.
by c_l_dd
He married the daughter of the Lancaster family purely for revenge. He expected her to be obedient and submissive, not to resist or show emotions—a perfect pawn in his plan for vengeance.However, when his gaze locked onto the third daughter of the Lancaster family, the one who barged into the living room was her—disheveled and stained with blood. She seemed ordinary, but beneath the surface, she hid an unknown sharpness."Do you love me?" he asked coldly."You're crazy!" she rolled her eyes in dis…
Kill Me Protect Me, Mr. Bodyguard
by Raivin_Holmes
LGBT - BL OMEGAVERSE 18+The Wyne family is a famous wealthy family in Zondalian, a country famous for its progress in the eyes of the world. And their main heir is a handsome man named Daren Harry Wyne.Unfortunately, Daren was born as an Omega who always made trouble until his parents were fed up and annoyed with their own son's behavior.Until one day, a bodyguard is hired to watch over Daren from all sorts of dangers. Both from outside and from Daren himself."Bodyguard, again? You've got to be …
Sweet Wife Arrives: Mr. CEO, Please Pamper Me
by Mu Ruo Hua Xi
New Territories SocialiteShe is the top socialite, she met him at eighteen, he was as dazzling as a diamond.Made for each other.But at that time, her eyes were on another person, "Mr. Feng, you're too big!"Eight years passed, time flies.When a series of business upheavals followed one after another, her socialite status was gone, her husband cheated and betrayed her, and in her downfall, she met him again.She woke up sore from a luxurious bed in the morning.He stood naked, wrapped in only a bath…
Hidden Marriage, Overbearing Love: Mr! Please Let Me Go
by Fish sauce 2000
The new book has been released "The Fierce Lord: Goodnight, Little Sweet Wife". Everyone says that the mysterious family's Second Young Master Bo is cold, ruthless, and not close to women. Rumor has it that he is a high-ranking disabled man with hidden ailments.However, Mu Shini complains endlessly after hearing this. How is this hypocritical man not close to women? He is an outright rogue!She runs, he chases, and he confines her: "Woman, do you think that after becoming mine, you still have a c…
Vengeance: Ex-Husband CEO, Please Love Me
by Little Ear-chan
"In her previous life, she is used by her first love to send her own company into the tiger's den. She becomes bankrupt, gets kicked out of the house by her father, and becomes the target of ridicule by the family. Worst of all, she believes her best friend's lies, thinking that everything was done by her ‘husband’. Under her best friend's ploys, she almost kills him and is ultimately sentenced to prison, where she dies of depression.Before she was bewitched by love and friendship, she was the q…
Kill The Extra
by Fallen_Angel_26
An Extra is a minor background character with little to no influence on the main story. Their purpose is to fill out scenes and represent the larger world in which the story takes place.Yet,One Extra defied its existence. One Extra destroyed the story.********Luke, an editor, was transmigrated into the story with one goal:"Kill The Extra."_____________________________________Join the Discord Server: https://discord.gg/vEJMvfGuUY
Forbidden Game: Ruthless CEO, Please Set Me Free
by Zhao Xibao
She always knew there was a woman hidden in his heart, so when that woman appeared, she obediently withdrew. However, unexpectedly, he abandoned his 'beloved' and instead frequently invited her."Mr. Fu, didn't you say there was a contract to discuss?" He pressed her against the cold wall, continuously approaching: "If you were a bit uglier, perhaps I would want to talk contracts and drink tea with you, but you're so beautiful, I only want to talk love with you."To him, Qiao Mo was like his most …
CEO He : Please Don't Love Me
by Ada_5253
"Heart wants to love but fears the fate of being left alone."-------He Jian I loved you more than anything in my whole life. To the point that it became poison for me. Now in this life, I loved myself. I sealed my heart for you. Then why are you not leaving me alone? Why are you constantly pulling me into your life.? Why do your eyes have something else other than disgust for me? Did you not hate me?What has changed?You or Me?--------ExcerptA gentle kiss fell on her lips and a shiver ran down he…
Darling, Please Forgive Me
by En's Cozy Haven
Before her rebirth, Song Zhizhi was a young lady of high society who had everything, be it education, knowledge, beauty or figure. However, she was tricked by a scumbag and ended up with a broken home and an unjust death.Fortunately, the heavens have eyes! She was reborn and became really strong!Hypocritical stepmother? Mean stepsister? Scumbag man? Haha! I will take back all that you owe me in my previous life, with interest!In addition, the whole world knee that she had a fiancé who was the he…
Ex-husband, Please Stop Chasing Me
by moonlightsonata
Marriage is not the cure-all when you suddenly get pregnant. Loreen learned that from experience.From a career woman, she accepted becoming a housewife when she suddenly got pregnant from a one-night stand with a stranger. But after a few months, she miscarried. They tried again for years to no avail.Until this was where it led…“Sign this divorce papers and get the hell out of here,” her husband demanded.Does she have to be divorced and shamed because she could not bear children?Can a marriage a…
Help!: I Think My System Is Trying To Kill Me!
by lumydee
Author-san here!Well, I know you're all here for some adventure, so don't worry. I've got you covered! (^0^) This is my original work, and I know you all will like it. So shamelessly lean back into your seats and read away! Of course, don't forget to check out my other books:•I'm The King Of Technology.•Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You?•And finally: 'In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park.'You can also visit my website for more books:https://LumydeeNovels.Gumroad.com/Well,…
Protagonist! Please Stay Away from Me!
by Tanmay_Kar
Announcement- Book-2 will be released soon.(Book- 1)Have you ever thought what would happen if a character comes to life? And that character was from the novel that you have made. But that wasn't all. The only emotion that the character felt was resentment. It wants to kill you.Read this novel to find more. Join him, now her, in her journey.Extra Tags:- Gender Bender, Female Protagonist, Harem, Bottom Protagonist, Insincere Protagonist, Fallible ProtagonistNote: This world has troupe similar to …
Kill Like A Gentleman
by AuthorN
Act like a saint.Tempt like a slut.Talk like a boss.Kill like a Gentleman.Elliot was given a task, and that was to infiltrate the mansion of the richest family in the country. Of course, he got in, but what he saw inside was a family secret that he was not supposed to find out."Death never looked so fucking classy."